August 12, 2010, 9:21 am :

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“The beauty of a day isn’t measured in the blue of the sky or the warmth on the air, but rather in what you touch and what touches you” – Erin Mandrusiak

May 4, 2010, 9:36 pm :

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“If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it. Anything you want to, do it. Want to change the world? There’s nothing to it.” – Willy Wonka

February 22, 2010, 11:10 pm :

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“I knew in my heart by pure logic that any man who calls himself a religious leader and owns more than one suit is a hustler as long as there is someone in the world who has no suit at all.”  – Lenny Bruce

February 14, 2010, 12:36 am :

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“You ever ask a person who doesn’t drink why they don’t drink? They all say the same thing, I don’t like the taste of it. NOBODY DOES, we drink because we have to.” – Jim Jefferies

February 8, 2010, 1:19 am :

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” I was born to love you. You were born to resist. I would give everything I’ve got to live inside your kiss.”  – Mason Jennings

February 3, 2010, 4:21 pm :

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“If you buy a room temperature cheese that you squeeze out of can, you probably won’t care if it glows in the dark too” – Mitch Hedberg

February 1, 2010, 7:46 pm :

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” I don’t wanna whack off, I just wanna ogle.” – Richard Hoang

December 21, 2009, 11:37 pm :

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“Why don’t we cut you up into little pieces and feed you to your pooches, hmm? And then we’ll see how loyal a hungry dog really is.” – The Joker

December 1, 2009, 4:49 pm :

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“Always wear a condom, because fucking a girl without a condom is like fucking her with a blank cheque.” – Philip DeFranco

November 25, 2009, 11:16 pm :

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“I’m thankful for women. Because without women, there would be no cookies” – Norm MacDonald